Who let the riff raff in?

cubdog

Max was supposed to be watching the door.

Yeah, I know. He must like you or something.

When I said riff raff I met Max. Believe me I have to live with him and it's no treat.

cubdog

Bite me!

Max

Max won´t be watching anything from now on.

He just turned into another post whore.

Jorge

Like father, like son

Today is my son's birthday party. The family is coming over. He turned 18 yesterday. Gotta go eat some carnitas and drink beer.

Congratulations Larry. Have a great time.

cubdog

Thanks, cubdog. The party's over, everybody went home. I pissed my wife's sister off bad enough that she'll probably never come over again. My wife is ecstatic. She's been trying to do it for years!!!

G'night

can you come over sometime and talk to my mother-inlaw?

Larry, you might be able to start a new business providing this service.


Jim

Hey guys, I´m feeling kinda jealous here.

My son turns 15 today. I think some congratulations are in order.

Let´s have them, I´ll be keeping an eye here untill 24.00 hrs. local time.

Jorge

Hi Jorge, wish your Son a warm, wonderful Happy Birthday, with many returns to come! Congratulaions to you and your wife, you are going through he best times of all of your lives together.


Jim
(Bloody Jack Kidd)

That's great, Jorge. Amazing how fast they grow up, isn't it? Pretty soon he'll start commandeering your stereo equipment!