Avast, ye scurvey dogs! Be ye speaking more pirate or be keelhaul'd. Do Davey Jones proud, hoist the main sail, load the canon with chain and shrapnel, and be a lawyer, plunder, plunder, plunder. Me, I be searching the wenches for one with a large treasure chest and fine booty.

Gotta love 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' for being able to say things like that last without getting a slap to the face.

- JP

Not yet, thank goodness.

Here you can only get a drivers license at 18. My car is safe for another 3 years. At least for as long as I can keep avoiding my wife from driving it.

Jorge

Who ye be calling a scurvey dog capin? Careful now or I be chewin on yer peg leg.

max

Go Max, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen a dog, dead drunk on rum with an eye patch on, humping everything in sight? I'm holding you responsible for this Jim. ARRR indeed!

cubdog

Good boy Max! That's the spirit of things! Alas, Talk like a Pirate Day is over till next year. Now us arm chair Pirates have to go back to work. No more Wenches, pillage and plunder.

Max, how about some details, pillage, plunder, snatch some kisses or vice versa? Did you lay on your back and play dead trying to attract buzzards? Watch out for Beaky, he is a Wenchophile also.


Jim

Slip in ahead of Jorge.......................

Yeah, Yeah, I saw that just as I was leaving the plant this afternoon.

Anyway, it just goes to prove it´s not always that the early bird gets the worm

I´m leading.

Jorge

Jorge musta gone to bed...............

Yes.

But some postwhores never sleep.....

Who you calling a whore?

cubdog

Not me...............

Always in denial.

cubdog

I was referring to myself. But if the shoe fits....