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QUOTE (bentpencil @ July 27, 2006 10:57 am)

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd....................

One up.......

And ya can't go swimmin in a baseball pool.

Jim

Can you drink at a sand bar?

QUOTE (bentpencil @ July 27, 2006 11:07 am)

Can you drink at a sand bar?

We have a bar named the Sandbar Tavern. It's on the river, can you imagine that. we also have a barge tied up to the bank on the Illinois River in Bath Illinois that is called the Boat Tavern. Every once in a while someone will untie it and let it float down river.

There was an old Paddle Boat there beached that John Hartford had boughten to restore. He already had the Julia Belle Swain running the Illinois and Mississippi. Remember him? I have a few of his albums, old river music, pretty good stuff.

Darn, to close to a topic, I'll fix that.

Oh, you can't go fishin in a watermelon patch. user posted image

Jim

My uncle used to love me but she died.

And you can't take a shower in a parakeet cage!

Jim

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What were they thinking?

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread.

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, http://www.speedofart.com

I heard part of that list on a local talk radio show yesterday. You have to see it, though, to get the full benefit. What a hoot!

PS I never was much of a church goer, but that could change!!!

I must be going out of my mind. I can´t understand a word of what you guys are saying. user posted image

Nevermind, I´m winning again.

Jorge

We just let you think you were....................

The one on the right is on the left.

Jim

Help, I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor.

Jim

Oh no, he swallowed my toe.

Jim

Oh me, he's swallowed my knee.

Jim