I think I've lost my way.

cubdog

Gee, Ross, You mean you´ll never have it your way again?

Jorge

I've been married for 22 years so no I won't.

cubdog

Know what you mean. I´ve been married for 21 years, and I´ve never had it my way since.

Unlike you, however, I don´t think I´ve lost my way. I have just not been able to make much use of it.

Jorge

will be 22 years in Feb/07 for me. that has no bearing, whats important here is i am in the lead.

Are you sure?

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Everything You Know is Wrong
The Friesign Theater.



Jim

Any Asylum Street Spankers fans here?

spankers sample

Scroll down and give em a listen, The Scrotum Song is ummmmm, well it's, uhhhh, a testiment.

Jim

24 years for me and counting, I think they have granted my bride sainthood, she keeps putting up with a house full of crap from gabage sales. Might need to borrow bentpencils fork lift to start moving some of this junk.


Jim

Every day my email is full of advertisements for male enhancements as well as stimulation products, does this mean when we get old that we will have our way?

Seems about right, while you can you can't, and when you can't you can.


Jim

No wonder Alice likes Golf so much.



Jim

Is that you Jim?

That fellow, whoever he is, certainly has it his way.

Jorge

Why, that's Alice Cooper (or Grandpa Alice as he's known to fellow heavy metal bands), the first shock rocker. Funny thing is he's evidently become a nice guy and a very good golfer in his old age.



- JP

Damn, how could I not have recognized him? He was one of the idols of my generation, though I never quite really liked his music much.

Must have been the lack of make-up and long hair.

Jorge

Thanks to Alice Cooper I´m winning again.

Jorge