I'm away for a couple of days and you guys corrupt my dog. I've been wondering where he was off to this time. Oh well as long as he doesn't get arrested.

cubdog

I saw him get stopped by a cop, but he told them he was winning the Mexican Iditarod and had to run. They let him go.

Run Max run!

cubdog

Cubdog - you better go get Max.

He just dumped the St Bernard, said he was dropping out of the race, and going to get a job as a sub for some burro in Tiajuana.

Larry I hate to ask but can you go down there and find his sorry ass? Get him a one way bus ticket to Denver. I'll send you a check of course. When I told him to get a hobby I didn't think it would involve chasing bitches all over the country.

cubdog

10-4....let me get my rubber boots.

So, Larry, does this mean you´ll be gone for a long, long time?

Jorge

Naw, I have some friends taking care of it for me.

Wel, cubdog, I have some good news and bad. We found Max, but it isn't pretty. The burro he sub'd for worked in a bar or something, so he's all likkered up on tequila, and he smells really bad. We threw him and a couple dog bisquits in a duffel bag and tossed it in the luggage compartment of a Greyhound bus to Denver. He did, though, have a smile on his face. But you might want to get the soap and water ready..................................no charge, so you owe me a favor.

Larry

Larry, many thanks! At least he had a smile on. Lord only knows what else he tried on while in T town. I figure he will arrive in Denver on Sunday if he doesn't plan any side trips. Will keep you posted as always.

cubdog

Time to pack it in, for me. Good night guys.

Jorge

Time for a glass of wine, a little dinner, and pre-season football......................

Morning Jorge, I see Max was busy through the evening.

A friend of mine after visiting Tiajuana had to go see his Doctor. When the Doctor asked him what his reason was for comming to see him he replied,

"Well Doc, you see, it's my foot."

To which the Doctor asked, "What is wrong with your foot?"

My friend replied, "My D_ck is dripping on it!"

Ta dump.

Jim

I received this and wanted to share it, it does have some mild adult content. Delete this if it is found to be to offensive.

Mild adult content, Need glasses?

Jim

Good morning Jim.

Yeap, It probably deserves to be deleted, but what a good laugh I had. That´s hilarious.

Jorge