Now, before it eventually gets deleted, how do I copy it to my PC?

Jorge

Never mind, I got it.

Jorge

Ok, I better do a little work while I am here.

Has Max made it home yet?

Jim

Yeah Larry, I know what you are saying. In some states you can be arrested for even thinking of doing that with shaving cream. But Max seems to like walking the edge.


Jim

That was priceless!!!!

Anyway, Max in on a bus to Colorado, but they just called from Tijuana, and the burro is missing................he might have snuck on the bus.

For cubdogs sake I hope Max left the burritos alone.


Jim

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To -*test*-('") the theory, 100 men drank 8 cans of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the -*test*-('")
subjects:

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further -*test*-('")ing was considered necessary.

Gotta show this to my wife.

Jorge

I just did. She didn´t find as funny as I did.

Jorge

Don't kill the messenger............................

Larry, the burro has been spotted, it's worse than we thought, the burro is buying china!



Jim

Boy, is cubdog gonna be surprised!!! I'll bet Max got married, and that's the wife and the wedding china!!!

That´s a lovely burro.

You know burros are nearing extinction here in europe?

Jorge

Now I'm getting scared. I wish Max would call.

cubdog

He's on the bus....remember..........it should roll in this afternoon.