The time zone changes are killing me... Do you realize I have to stay up until 3 a.m. just to snipe your Midnight Post?

And BTW, I'm ahead again...

Only to have me come along and snipe you an hour later.

Mornin Postwhores! Did ya miss me?

I'm WINNING!

Jim

Ross, any new updates on Max? I notice you and he tore the place up the other night. Tequila?


Jim

The flip side of that coin is... I get an earlier head start in the morning!

Win what?

cubdog

First prize is your choice of a state of the art Bose speaker system or a "Brokeback Mountain" cowboy suit.

Well, I think I'll quit now.

Yeah, you oughta do that, you´re slipping into dangerous terrytory. Bose might sue you for a couple $millions.

Now as for that Brokeback mountain, it will just go unithered. In half a dozen years no one will remember it.

Jorge

Except Larry???!!!

cubdog

Hey, don't look at me! Max was in charge of prizes!

Got an update on Bath Il Redneck Fishing Tournament.

Bath fishing tournament

Sounds like they had a pretty good time, the only injury being a broken nose.


Jim

PS, I'm winning, hmmm guess I can learn to like Bose. No, probably not.

OK, Good morning Jim! Greetings, fellow post whores !

I have been really struggling NOT to post this, but I just can't help it, it needs to be said:

"Does the Brokeback Mountain cowboy outfit come with a year's supply of Astro Glide?"

In researching the story for "Brokeback Mountain", an archivist discovered the following records on file of their weekly shopping list:

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

WEEK ONE:
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey


WEEK TWO:
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey


WEEK THREE:
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
1 tube K-Y Jelly


WEEK FOUR:
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y Jelly


WEEK FIVE:
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide


WEEK SIX:

Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin of Crisco

What, no Gerbils?


Jim

That's what the crisco is for..........................