I have a real problem here. I bought a gold plated fuse for the clock, but it's a wind - up! Now what will I do?

I guess you won't get accused of not knowing whether to $hit or wind your clock, just whether to put a fuse in it or not

Jim

Larry, unless the fuse is also directional, it won't improve your performance none. If it is directional, then you're set. It is important to remember that with all these POS (Power of Suggestion) devices, they need only be in the same room or even the same building for maximum effect.

- JP

I feel better now. I thought maybe I had wasted my money. I wonder, will the Clever Little Clock make my wind-up Chelsea keep better time? I know I put some Brilliant Pebbles in the engine in my pickup, and all I heard were the rods knocking after a hundred miles or so............................

Anyone awake?

cubdog

Barely........................

zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ......... SSNNsnnnnXXXXXXT!!

Ya, I'm awake, but i wish i was sleeping.


Jim

Alley Oop............................

Go back to sleep. I'll wake you if something important happens.

cubdog

Leave the lid up. Max is home.

Thanks, but I don't think the boss will like it much.


Jim

Worlds largest Margareta according to Larry the Cable Guy.



Jim

Where's the barf smiley?

I´ve said it before, and I´ll say it again....

Oh, well, nevermind.

Jorge