PROOF most people don't recognize what a turntable is....

That's sad on a couple of levels.

Look at the bright side:
At least that ol' Victrola still has the
juice to fire the kibbles and bits at the pup. and his mom,
who, I can say without rancor, is a bitch.

Maybe they're use to seeing "pornographs."

I was once asked by a Sweet Young Thing at work, "What's an LP?"