After your favorable response to my Flyswatter review, I thought it might be a good idea for me to find other comparable audio-related issues that could be discussed on the forum. My wife received a catalog in the mail today, and as I was thumbing through it while listening to Dr. Laura during my lunch break, I spotted this cutting-edge item that, although not necessarily developed with the audio enthusiast in mind, would nonetheless have unmeasurable impact on the listening experience.
HERE IT IS....!!!
Let me start by saying that I realize it will need to be modified from it's current necklace version to a less gender-specific form, but I am currently making plans to set up shop to modify them.
Think about it, now. You have your "perfect" system in place - your favorite tuner, amp, turntable, etc., with all of the appropriate modifications for ultimate performance. You have the best power conditioners, interconnects, speaker cables, isolators, brilliant pebbles, orange dots, and wooden knobs. You put on your pristeen Pink Floyd album, take a seat in your listening chair that's sitting in the "sweet spot", crack the volume up to about 10:00, and what happens? The music starts, and your fat starts jiggling!! Not just your gut or legs, but the band around your jaw, and those little pooches under your ears! Now, I know not all of you are overweight like me, but EVERYBODY has a spot or two on them that has a few extra fat cells that could be left behind! And, there's nothing worse than having that fat jiggle and interfere with your music! This is the perfect solution! No need to diet, exercise, or quit after just three beers. These gems can cure your listening problems WHILE YOU ENJOY THE MUSIC! It can't get much better than that! No more listening to your fat rolls slapping to the beat of the drums in My Sharona. Foot Stompin' Music won't bounce your fat @$$ across the room any more! No more rippling during Minnie Ripperton's "Loving You".
I think this could be a breakthrough in the listening experience, and hope you agree. I plan to have several styles available other than the necklace, such as rings, earrings, tie tacks, etc. Perhaps the company would just pay me for my idea. That would leave me more time to pursue other great ideas!
I'll let you know how it goes.
Thank you.
HERE IT IS....!!!
Let me start by saying that I realize it will need to be modified from it's current necklace version to a less gender-specific form, but I am currently making plans to set up shop to modify them.
Think about it, now. You have your "perfect" system in place - your favorite tuner, amp, turntable, etc., with all of the appropriate modifications for ultimate performance. You have the best power conditioners, interconnects, speaker cables, isolators, brilliant pebbles, orange dots, and wooden knobs. You put on your pristeen Pink Floyd album, take a seat in your listening chair that's sitting in the "sweet spot", crack the volume up to about 10:00, and what happens? The music starts, and your fat starts jiggling!! Not just your gut or legs, but the band around your jaw, and those little pooches under your ears! Now, I know not all of you are overweight like me, but EVERYBODY has a spot or two on them that has a few extra fat cells that could be left behind! And, there's nothing worse than having that fat jiggle and interfere with your music! This is the perfect solution! No need to diet, exercise, or quit after just three beers. These gems can cure your listening problems WHILE YOU ENJOY THE MUSIC! It can't get much better than that! No more listening to your fat rolls slapping to the beat of the drums in My Sharona. Foot Stompin' Music won't bounce your fat @$$ across the room any more! No more rippling during Minnie Ripperton's "Loving You".
I think this could be a breakthrough in the listening experience, and hope you agree. I plan to have several styles available other than the necklace, such as rings, earrings, tie tacks, etc. Perhaps the company would just pay me for my idea. That would leave me more time to pursue other great ideas!
I'll let you know how it goes.
Thank you.